Welcome to Fart & Sloppy, the newsletter about artists/writers/professional rock climbers/Girl Bosses/Entrepreneu-HERS Anna & Rachel! Let's get to it:
Anna
Wassup everybody! Anna here to tell you all about my rowdy, wicked, tWiStEd life!
I've got a sick new gamer job: This summer I was hired by Sony to play live-action Crash Bandicoot!
This did not go well and I was immediately demoted to the position of icon artist.
So now I sit at my computer all day and draw stuff! I'm a certified alpha gamer. Check out this sick shit someone paid me to draw:
To draw an image that powerful, I totally had to get a big new desk and a bunch of fancy gear. Here's my gamer battle station:
And all this sweet gamer money means that I can afford a radical new lifestyle for my biological son, Spooky. Check out his badass new look:
Uh oh, just got another email asking me to draw Master Chief! Better go grab another Hard Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel ©. Catch you later, newbs!
Love,
Anna
RACHEL
Hey all! You may be wondering where I’ve been all this time… living my best life!
Ever since Noel and I watched “Stop Making Sense,” the concert movie by the Talking Heads, I just knew that I had to join a band.
When we aren’t touring, we’re saving the universe and slaying gobos. Gotta pay the bills somehow, am I right?
This summer, I also got signed to Somerville’s finest soccer team, the SMRVL Rats. We’re kind of a big deal. 0-1-17, no sweat.
And of course, we still have our dear little moose. Moosey keeps us on our toes and makes sure we never lose our sense of adventure.
After all that, I’m still able to make time to be cozy.
And with that, I’m off to the next thing, whatever that may be. Catch you on the flippity flip 🤙.
Love,
Rachel
That's it for now, Fart-heads and Sloppy-bois! Until next time, remember to stay warm, be a gamer, relax with your mooses, and have happy holidays!
Love
Anna & Rachel (and/or Matt & Noel)